How much is it worth to get back at someone you dislike? Let us send that treasure some glitter for $9.95. We guarantee it will get into and onto everything ... and stay there.

Here is how it works: Pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the United States & we'll send them so much glitter in a sunshine yellow, hand-addressed envelope that they'll be digging that shit out of hair and carpet for weeks.

We'll also include a cheery floral card with a note telling the person receiving this terrible gift exactly how someone out there feels about them. They just won't know it's you. Unless you gloat about it, and nobody likes a gloater. So if you do gloat... Be sure to mention us by name. Cheers Bitches!

Step 1: Pick your message

Select one of twelve messages on the sad smiley faces below to go on the card by adding it to your cart for check out OR you can add your own personalized message (35 words or less) in a "note to the seller" upon check out. Hint: it's beneath the address section. 

Step Two: Pick one of Three Shades of Glitter

These will have prices attached. Simply pick what color matches your sentiments best, add it to the cart and check out. See? Not only is revenge sweet, but it's simple. Don't forget to pick your message and add it to the cart FIRST. If you do not pick a message prior to your check out, they're getting whatever message we want to send them.