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How much is it worth to get back at someone you dislike? Let us send that treasure some glitter for $9.95. We guarantee it will get into and onto everything ... and stay there.

Here is how it works: Pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the United States & we'll send them so much glitter in a sunshine yellow, hand-addressed envelope that they'll be digging that shit out of hair and carpet for weeks.

We'll also include a cheery floral card with a note telling the person receiving this terrible gift exactly how someone out there feels about them. They just won't know it's you. Unless you gloat about it, and nobody likes a gloater. So if you do gloat... Be sure to mention us by name. Cheers Bitches!

Step 1: Pick your message

Select one of twelve messages on the sad smiley faces below to go on the card by adding it to your cart for check out OR you can add your own personalized message (35 words or less) in a "note to the seller" upon check out. Hint: it's beneath the address section. 

Step Two: Pick one of Three Shades of Glitter

These will have prices attached. Simply pick what color matches your sentiments best, add it to the cart and check out. See? Not only is revenge sweet, but it's simple. Don't forget to pick your message and add it to the cart FIRST. If you do not pick a message prior to your check out, they're getting whatever message we want to send them. 
Won't Wash Away Your Multi-Colored Sins
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As Ice-Cold As Your Heart Silver
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Green With Envy
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Sample Message One

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"I'm not saying I hate you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert."


Sample Message Two

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"that awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing"

Sample Message Three

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"Thanks for reminding me why I hate you"

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"I was going to call you but then I remembered that I hate you."

Sample Message Five

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"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."

Sample Message Six

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"I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank."

Sample Message Seven

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"My "I hate you" face must look very similar to my "tell me more" face... I'll have to work on that."

Sample Message Eight

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"I wouldn't hate you, but the fact that you're breathing bothers me."

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"The amount of times that you say you hate drama is directly proportional to the amount of times you actually create it."

Sample Message Ten

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"Congratulations! I hate you, but in a good way."

Sample Message Eleven

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"I haven't heard from you lately, and I've really enjoyed it."

Sample Message Twelve

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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

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